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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Humorous quote about birds and car mishaps with a playful, witty tone.

Commentary:
Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! πŸ—πŸ¦πŸš«


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