68 Funny flirting quotes

Funny flirting quotes 😄 are like the perfect blend of humor and charm, guaranteed to make hearts flutter and cheeks blush! 🌹 Whether you’re looking to break the ice or keep the conversation lively, these witty lines are your go-to for adding a sprinkle of laughter 😂 to your romantic endeavors. Get ready to tickle the funny bone and ignite sparks, all while keeping things light-hearted and playful! 💌

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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Sending a sloth gif and waiting for them to agree might just be the most adorable power move ever 🦥😂

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

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That moment when kids become the ultimate superhero sidekicks to ward off unwanted attention 😂🦸‍♀️👶

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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Absolutely! Here's a humorous comment you could use:
"Take notes, everyone! Compliment inflation is the only inflation we want! 😂😉💖"

Manifesting you in my bed.

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Trying to manifest a pizza in my bed too 🍕✨😄

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

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That's the secret contract: one snort equals a date! 😂🤝

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

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Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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Awooga! Guess my inner cartoon character couldn't handle the wardrobe malfunction! 😂🚨

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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Testing my attractiveness level one "Hey" at a time… results still pending 😂📩💔

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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When you like someone, flirting suddenly turns into a game of charades, and you're losing 🎭🙈

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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Trying to juggle cassette tapes and MP3 playlists like a true time-traveling DJ! 🎧😂🤷‍♂️