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68 Funny flirting quotes

Funny flirting quotes 😄 are like the perfect blend of humor and charm, guaranteed to make hearts flutter and cheeks blush! 🌹 Whether you’re looking to break the ice or keep the conversation lively, these witty lines are your go-to for adding a sprinkle of laughter 😂 to your romantic endeavors. Get ready to tickle the funny bone and ignite sparks, all while keeping things light-hearted and playful! 💌

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Manifesting you in my bed.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Posted onMay 18, 2026

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Posted onMay 18, 2026

(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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