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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.