Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:👀 When gas prices are high but the priorities remain… interesting 🚗💸 Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available. The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole. There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices. I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free. In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.