I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:The mysterious age saga continues! π€π Time zones for birthdays? π Related funny posts π€ My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they donβt read it fast enough. Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35. I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar. Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I canβt do this anymore.