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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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"Balloons: the original 'blow and behold' gifts! 🎈😂 #BreathtakingGifts"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged balloons, birthday, breath, happy, humor, plastic, plastic sack, quirky, sack, sarcastic, weird on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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