Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.” Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Balloons: the original 'blow and behold' gifts! 🎈😂 #BreathtakingGifts" Related funny posts 🤝 The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall. The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons. Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check. Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you. Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.