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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.