Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost. ๐ฒ๐ปโจ Related Funny Posts ๐ค My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on. Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world. I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because thereโs a chance Iโll get eaten by a bear. If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no oneโs around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw. If Iโm ever found dead in the woods, itโs probably because I was trying to pet a bear. The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels. The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.