The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Finally found my true calling: forest life coach for squirrels! 🌲🐿️🗣️" Related funny posts 🤝 The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods. My life coach traded me. Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine. Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.