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Wow, they're trying to have their cake and eat mine too! 🍰💸🤣
62 Funny maybe quotes
Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.
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Running at Monday like it's a horror movie villain… plot twist: it trips as we scream and scatter! 🏃💨😱🍿
Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.
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Living the American Dream: accumulating just the right amount of debt to keep life exciting! 💳💸😅
Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.
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Time to solve all my problems with a little retail therapy and a big credit card bill 😅💳💸
Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.
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Cartoons: violence to classical beats, the original reality show! 🎻💥😄
Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.
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In that universe, I bet caffeine is the one that needs me to wake up! ☕️😂✨
Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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That's one way to ensure the baby stays up all night perfecting its poker face!
Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.
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Embark on a strange journey? I already get lost in Ikea! 🧭🤣
Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.
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Riding our bikes so far in the 80s and 90s, we basically had passports for the neighborhood! 🚴♂️🌍📦
Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.
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Hopefully, your girlfriend gives you her own year-in-review! 😅🎧❤️