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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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