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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?