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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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21 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

23 shares on X this month:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

52 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

83 shares on Discord this month:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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Spotted on Instagram:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

Just landed via WeChat:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Spotted on X:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

Spotted on Twitch:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Shared recently on Discord:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Going viral on Twitch:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Shared recently on Reddit:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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