People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.