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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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I only drink when I people.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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