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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Not my room, not my elephant.

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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