Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.