Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Stitching my life together one coffee at a time! ☕️🧵✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee. Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club. I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.