Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Commentary:
“Arguing with little kids is like going toe-to-toe with a tiny tyrant armed with sass and an endless arsenal of ‘whys’ 😂👧 Let the battle of wits with the pint-sized foes begin!”

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