Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Always remember you're someone's reason to smile. Because you're a joke.

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“Remember, you’re someone’s reason to smile – probably because they find you hilarious! 🤣 Embrace your inner comedian and bring joy to others through your unintentional humor! 😄 #LifeOfAJoke”

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