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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.