Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.