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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.