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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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62 shares on WeChat this month:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

78 shares on Discord this month:

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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Spotted on WeChat:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Freshly posted on Discord:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Spotted on TikTok:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Just landed via Discord:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Making waves on YouTube:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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