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When I find that day, I'll be sure to mark it with a unicorn on the calendar! 🦄📅
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Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.
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Well, at least my "non-bowling" shoes don't come with a warranty against banana peel mishaps 😂👟🍌
Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.
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Welcome to the exclusive club of charmingly quirky oddballs! 🌟🤪
The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.
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28 years later, and they're still waiting for their apology letter from the universe 😂🎢🇬🇧
Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.
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Oops, I guess my joke left everyone more confused than amused! 🤔😂🥴
Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?
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Who knew old matches were such pyromaniacs? 🔥🕵️♂️🥴
Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.
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When you know your step count is already too low, so you turn shopping into a full cardio session 😅🛒👟
Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.
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Can't wait for the AI bubble to pop so we can finally get those flying cars and jetpacks our internet ancestors promised 🚀😂
Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.
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Guess I'll have to change my name to "Whole Oat Soy Almond Coconut Non-Dairy" 👩🌾🥛😂
I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.
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I'm starting to think my sleep schedule is trying to time travel without me! ⏰🚀😴