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Home Funny Quotes The most important meal of the day is the next one.

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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"Who needs breakfast, when there's always lunch waiting around the corner? 🍔🕒 We believe in prioritizing the imminent dining experience – because why dwell on past meals when there are future feasts to look forward to! 😄🍽️ #FoodiePhilosophy"

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