Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push. Posted onOct 13, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppConfession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home. I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.