Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Confession: If you've ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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🚪 “Confession time: If you’ve been caught in a revolving door dance with me, just know that my pushing prowess is all an illusion! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew spinning doors could bring out the best in our acting skills? 😅 Let’s just say, I’m more of a doorholder than a door pusher!”

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