17 Funny pretending quotes

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  2 hours ago

  Share →: Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

  Commentary:
  And then they act like they're auditioning for the next action flick, dodging the window like it's a laser 😆🪰🚪🎬

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

  Commentary:
  When you're doing your best owl impression to boost teacher morale 🦉📚😴

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

  Commentary:
  When flies act like they're auditioning for a soap opera, buzzing in with drama and leaving with a flair for the overdramatic 😂🪰🚪

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

  Commentary:
  Pretending to be genuine? I'm a pro at that — my Oscar's in the mail! 🎭😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

  Commentary:
  "When's the award ceremony? I've already prepared my acceptance speech! 🎭😂 #OfficeOscars"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same here—just auditioning for *The Voice* in my head! 🎤🚿😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

  Commentary:
  "Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of pretending you're the only one in the room while everyone's eyes are laser-focused on you 🕶️😏 Master the skill of selective visibility and you'll be the stealthiest social ninja around! 🦸‍♂️👀"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to avoid that Monday morning meeting like 🛌💤 Who needs coffee when you have the 'pretend to be asleep' strategy ready to go? Just don't blame us if your boss starts developing a complex 😉 #workplacehacks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

  Commentary:
  "Big shoutout to all the smooth operators out there pretending to have their lives in perfect order, when really we're all just winging it like pros! 🕶️🎩 #FakeItTilYouMakeIt #MasterOfDisguise"

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