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Performing the "I saw nothing" ninja move: the true art of making awkward disappear! 🥷😅
32 Funny pretending quotes
Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.
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When did Monday become the dress rehearsal for the work week? 🤔🎭 #MondayMadness
The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.
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Playing the Oscar-worthy role of 'Enthusiastic Employee #1' every day! 🎭😅
What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.
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This explains why the kids keep dropping hints that Santa needs a GPS upgrade! 🎅🗺️😄
How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?
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Trying to focus on core strength when it seems like Pilates just wants to flirt! 😜💪🧘♀️
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.
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Sounds like the ultimate cleaning hack! 😂🧹 Just make sure he doesn't swipe you out for a real date! 🍽️🎭
Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.
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Mastering the art of "ignore and walk away" like a ninja in heels! 🕶️💁♀️💃
I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.
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Brb, starting a weather fan club with matching rain hats 🌧️😎✨
The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.
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When you're secretly a genius but perform Oscar-worthy plays as the village fool just to skip the group project! 🎭🤓➡️🤔🕺
Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.
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Sounds like a professional hobby of auditioning for a role you're never gonna get! 😂🎭💔