The only men you can trust is ramen.

The only men you can trust is ramen.

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“Ramen noodles: the true unsung heroes of the gastronomic world 🍜💪 Who needs a knight in shining armor when you’ve got a steaming bowl of savory noodles to rely on? Trust in the power of ramen to never disappoint you (or maybe just until your next meal) 😉 #RamenIsBae”

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