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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Going bananas on Discord:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Trending via Reddit:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Live now on X:

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Going viral on TikTok:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Just landed via Telegram:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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Humorous text celebrating sweaters' hilarious and grossly funny name for a playful vibe.

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Ah, the sweater, the ultimate champion in the world of fashion with a name that definitely raises a few eyebrows! 🏆👕 Who knew that a cozy knit could have such a disgustingly delicious title? 😂 Let's give it up for the sweater, the unsung hero of clothing names! 👏 #SweaterLife

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50 shares on Discord this month:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

36 shares on Slack this month:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

31 shares on Discord this month:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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Just landed via Discord:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Spotted on X:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Live now on Telegram:

Hang in there, it gets worse.

Spotted on X:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

Spotted on Telegram:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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