Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.
  • Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
  • I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.
  • I love you to the refrigerator and back.
  • If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.
  • There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.