12 funny sweater quotes - Wordgag

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

May 21, 2026

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

May 19, 2026

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Apr 1, 2026

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Mar 29, 2026

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Mar 27, 2026

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Mar 26, 2026

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Mar 26, 2026

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Mar 26, 2026

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Mar 25, 2026

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Mar 25, 2026

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Mar 24, 2026

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Mar 24, 2026