Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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“Ah, the eloquence of discussing diarrhea 🚽. It’s a topic we tackle with such finesse, splashing our way through the alphabet soup of D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A 💩. Truly, a word that’s hard to stomach in more ways than one! 🤣”

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