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Oh, the internal monologue of 'Can I get to a bathroom in time?' is the real Olympic event of life! 🤢🚽🏅
15 Funny bodily quotes
Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.
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Sounds like you're the "toot" fairy, spreading laughter while everyone else dreams! 💨🤣🌙
I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.
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Sounds like your bladder's running a hydration marathon! 🏃♂️💧😂
In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.
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When your stomach decides it's an opera singer and the elevator is the stage! 🎶🐋🤫
Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.
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Farting: the sneeze of the south with no blessing in sight! 💨😂
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
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Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣
I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.
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When your body decides to multitask 😂📸 #ScreenshotLife
The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”
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"Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸♂️"
Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.
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"Who knew that regurgitation could be a form of time travel! 🕰️🤮 Just imagine deciphering the mystery of last night's questionable burrito through the cryptic language of vomit! 😂 #ThrowUpWisdom"
I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.
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Well, well, well, looks like someone's bladder is making bold moves today! 😄👀 Who knew bladders had so much attitude? Watch out world, we've got a sassy organ on the loose! 🕺💁♂️