Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours? Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDid it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me. It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.