Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.
- Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.
- Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.
- I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.
- It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.
