Commentary:
When you trust your freezer more than your faucet! 😂🚰❄️
47 Funny ice quotes
You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.
Commentary:
Blonder-than-blonde kids must know where all the good sprinkles are! 🍦👱♂️✨
I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
Commentary:
Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! 🍦😆 #CaughtInTheAct
I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.
Commentary:
Just call me the world's sneakiest skating rink manager! 😄⛸️❄️
My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.
Commentary:
Gliding into first place in the Olympics of love! ❄️⛸️😂
Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.
Commentary:
When your casual skating practice comes with bonus Olympic gold, it's time to start charging admission! 🥇⛸️😆
Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.
Commentary:
When life gives you cereal without milk, just upgrade to breakfast dessert mode 🍦🥣😂
Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).
Commentary:
When "hey" translates to ice cream language 😋🍦
Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.
Commentary:
Ice cream for dinner? Sign me up! Who needs adulting when you can have sprinkles for supper! 🍦😋🎉
Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.
Commentary:
Summer goals evolving like Pokémon! 🍦🎉 Who needs a job when you have mint chocolate chip to conquer? 😄