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I'm going to start my own scientific study on ice cream health benefits—leading by example all summer long! 🍦🔬😄
49 Funny ice quotes
Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult.
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Why go to therapy when you can just grab a pint? 🍦🛋️😄
You don’t drink tap water but use it to make ice?
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When you trust your freezer more than your faucet! 😂🚰❄️
You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.
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Blonder-than-blonde kids must know where all the good sprinkles are! 🍦👱♂️✨
I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
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Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! 🍦😆 #CaughtInTheAct
I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.
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Just call me the world's sneakiest skating rink manager! 😄⛸️❄️
My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.
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Gliding into first place in the Olympics of love! ❄️⛸️😂
Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.
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When your casual skating practice comes with bonus Olympic gold, it's time to start charging admission! 🥇⛸️😆
Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.
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When life gives you cereal without milk, just upgrade to breakfast dessert mode 🍦🥣😂
Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).
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When "hey" translates to ice cream language 😋🍦