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22 Funny yours quotes

Funny yours quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your messages 📬😂 Whether you’re signing off a text or leaving a cheeky note, these witty twists keep things light and playful 🎉✍️ Ready to make your friends smile and maybe even snort with laughter? Let’s dive into some hilariously clever ways to say “yours” that will brighten up any conversation! 😜💌

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Posted onMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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