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72 shares on Twitch this month:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

84 shares on Slack this month:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

I forgot how to panic. Help!

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

I forgot how to panic. Help!

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