Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who needs a smoke break when you've got a cold can of fizz? πΉππ¬ Related Funny Quotes π€ Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound. It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge. Airport security asked me if Iβve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Letβs start with that. Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid. A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.