Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.