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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Commentary:
"Looks like Coke Zero is playing the long game with its ambitious plan to rid the world of fizzy drinks by 2030 ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿšซ Better stock up on your favorite sodas now before they disappear into the fizz-tory books! ๐Ÿ˜„"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 2030, carbonation, coke, Coke Zero, drink, drinking, drinks, fizzy, fizzy drink, government, government pledge, humor, pledge, satire, sounds, zero on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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