I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Going to start checking under the couch cushions with a metal detector now 😂💰🔍 Related funny posts 🤝 …and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich. How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere? The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look. Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica. Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.