Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.
  • I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.
  • After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.
  • Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.
  • Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?
  • My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.