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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

76 shares on Instagram this month:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

94 shares on Slack this month:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Live now on Facebook:

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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