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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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Oh, the legend of speedy marriages courtesy of the King himself, Elvis Presley! 🕺 Who knew that tying the knot quickly would forever be associated with hip thrusts and sideburns? 😂 Maybe Elvis just wanted to make sure lovebirds didn't leave the building without saying "I do"! 💍🎶 #MarriageGoals #ElvisTime

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged decision, done, Elvis, fast, humor, ID, marriage, married, meet, person, wanted, wedding on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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