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🤣😂 Well, when it comes to secrets, silence is definitely golden… unless your friends have already mined those nuggets! 💎🙊
29 Funny loyalty quotes
I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.
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When it comes to support, I'm there faster than the speed of light—just don't expect those messages to be a part of the equation 😄📵✨
What happened to the art of just liking one person?
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Ah, the good old days when we committed to one person… like our Wi-Fi does every time we try to connect to someone else's. 📶💔😄
I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.
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Loyalty so strong, I even wait in line patiently at an empty coffee shop 😂☕️❤️
Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.
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Sounds like someone is trying to secure some extra pillow space tonight! 😴😂❤️
I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.
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LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷♂️
Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.
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Spongebob knows who's bikini bottom-approved and who's not! 😂✨🌊 #PureOfHeartAndLaugh
I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.
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"Friendship: the longest-lasting Tupperware rental agreement! 🥳🥡🤣"
Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.
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"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"
