Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
  • In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.
  • My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.
  • You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.
  • I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
  • You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!