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Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Seen just now on Threads:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Going viral on Messenger:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Making waves on Twitch:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Trending via Telegram:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Scrolling should count as cardio.

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.
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89 shares on Facebook this month:

When did making sense stop making sense?

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

28 shares on Telegram this month:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Making waves on Telegram:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Going viral on Telegram:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Just landed via Reddit:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Live now on Pinterest:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Just landed via Messenger:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Making waves on Pinterest:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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