An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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“Who needs therapy when you can have a dose of adventure and a dragon to sort out your troubles? 🐉✨ Who knew mythical creatures had healing powers too? 🤣 #DragonTherapy”

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