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Oops! Looks like we're matching boo-boos now 🐶💅➡️👆😭
152 Funny care quotes
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I couldn’t care less.
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"Got my PhD in ‘sounds good’ and a minor in ‘nodding along’ 😂👍"
Date someone who asks if you have eaten today. Extra points if they ask if you need to be eaten.
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Always nice to find someone who cares about both your appetite and your appetite for adventure! 🍽️😂
I don’t care how you were raised. You’re an adult, unlearn that nonsense.
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Breaking news: Adulting requires software updates! 🤓🔄
Academia is fascinating. You spend years becoming the world’s expert on something eight people care about, and three of them disagree with you.
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When you realize your life's work boils down to a group chat with two friends and a debate club with the rest 🤔😂📚
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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Cluck cluck! I'm suddenly craving some chicken nuggets 🍗🐔
Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.
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Mixing up scents like a true fragrance DJ! 🎧💨💐#ScentSational
Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.
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Smelling like Goku's training session isn't the secret to Super Saiyan 🏋️♂️😂✨
I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.
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When introvert mode is activated, even the windows join the witness protection program! 🚫🏠🙈
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.
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Your dog called and said they’re fine at home but requested more treats in exchange for their sanity 😂🐶🦴