Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
  • 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.
  • I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.
  • Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.
  • Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
  • Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.