Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When you're so prepared, even your texts have a flight plan! βοΈπ²π" Related funny posts π€ Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts. Everyone wants a drunk text until Iβm doing it at noon. Always the drunk texter, never the drunk textee.