Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.