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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

32 shares on Reddit this month:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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