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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”