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Sounds like the perfect recipe for a "What just happened?" casserole! 🤪🎢🎉
35 Funny perfect quotes
Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.
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Looks like some travelers skipped the 'humans should avoid running with suitcases' tutorial! ✈️🧳😂
A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.
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Throw in some marshmallows and we’ve got ourselves a five-star getaway! 🏕️🔥🍫
Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.
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🛸 "If you love me at my alien-replacement phase, then you've passed the ultimate relationship test! I guess that makes us 'out of this world' together! 👽❤️"
It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.
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Sounds like my favorite activity: competitive ceiling staring! 😜🛌🌌
“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.
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Move over, Caramel Latte, Dairy Queen is serving looks and ice cream! 🍦👑
I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.
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Glow up goals achieved: from a caterpillar comedian to a hot butterfly! 🐛➡️🦋😂
That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.
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When you've finally found the perfect spot for that one surviving dollar! 💸👖🤣
Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.
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Even after all these years, my tongue and teeth still aren't on speaking terms! 🍽️🤦♂️🤣
A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”
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Trying to adult like: 🎪😅 Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill!