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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.